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Rubenesque: 50 Photos of Kelly Kay Kelly’s favorite TV shows are Coronation Street, Big Brother and the Simpsons. “I love Big Brother but I don’t think I could go on the show,” Kelly says. “I wouldn’t like living in a fishbowl like those girls have to do. I did like being on Deal Or No Deal with my mother. I live a very quiet life taking care of my family and I don’t crave the attention I did when I was younger and just getting into the magazines. I do think it’s true that when a girl has big boobs, she can run the world.” This is very true but society still has not advanced quite enough. One day girls like Kelly will be in the Kremlin and the White House, and in every other establishment where a nation’s leader resides. Conflicts will be solved by which leader has the biggest tits. This is a lot better than starting wars. |
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scenes: 20:30 Minute Video of Brandy Talore Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It’s like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It’s the humanitarian thing to do. |
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Photos: 50 Photos of Sammie Black Physical proof that oil, water and popsicles do mix is presented in this interesting, if messy shoot with supertitters Sammie and Jenny. They had fun doing it even if the janitor didn’t enjoy the cleanup as much. |
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Voluptuous November 2008: 89 Photos of Jelena Jelena’s suffocating boobs have grown since she first debuted as a covergirl in 2006. She’s now a tape-ripping 38GG. Happy times! Jelena’s ultimate erotic fantasy is to have a “threesome with a man and another busty girl. We both give him a hot time.” It’s a good thing when a girl is into the idea of a two girl-one man three-ways. Most girls just won’t go there. Jelena Jasper marks her third appearance in Voluptuous and it’s way overdue. Jelena was a major help during the making of the Merilyn special Merilyn Exposed (on DVD as Merilyn In Yer Face!) and BustyMerilyn.com photo and video shoots. She was specially invited because she and Merilyn are Ukrainians and Jelena could help enormously with translation, which she did on SCOREtv episode 2. (Imagine those two paired on The Amazing Race TV show.) Jelena’s career goal is to become a successful writer. Some of her favorite books are Geisha of Gion by Mineko Iwasaki and the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowlling. Maybe one day you’ll see her name on the Times best seller list. Support your local writers, we say, especially when they’ve got huge breasts. |
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Leg Sex October 2008: 64 Photos of Robyn Lee “I have been riding horses since I was a child, so my legs and thighs are very muscular and toned,” says flexible Robyn Lee. “I find that having strong legs helps me when I’m breaking one of my many boyfriends. I am a firm believer that a man’s spirit has to be broken, just like a good horse, in order to become a great lover. He needs to be ridden hard and shown who’s in charge and to learn to obey all my commands. On the ranch where we train all of our horses, we have a huge lake that most of the farmhands swim in after work. I like to go for a long, hard ride on one of our large stallions until my legs are sore and tired. Then I like to strip down naked and jump in the lake and go for a swim. Most of the farmhands try to time their swims with mine because they all want to see me naked. That’s fine because I love an audience. I like them looking at me.” |
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Bootylicious December 2008: 80 Photos of Chrissy Blaque Welcome back to BootyLicious, Chrissy. Last time you told us that all it took to fuck you was a little ass fondling. Is that still true? |
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Auditions: 19:56 Minute Video of Rose Marie Here, Rose Marie, a 58-year-old divorcee from Phoenix, Arizona, is a masseuse. Say what? Dressed like that, in skimpy lingerie with her big hooters hanging out? Hey, we didn’t say she was a licensed masseuse, did we? The idea here is that the guy needs a shoulder massage. The problem is that as a masseuse, Rose Marie sucks. Sucks cock, that is. And fucks it, too. Women like Rose Marie are giving masseuses a bad name. Or a good name. It just depends on whether you care more about your shoulders or your cock. |
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Naughty Neighbors November 2008: 80 Photos of Katya Melrose “My boyfriend says I’m a sun bunny because I’m always out soaking up the rays every chance I get,” said Katya. “I go to the beach more for the people-watching than anything else. I’d just as soon relax by his pool because I can go topless or get naked there without any hassle–well, other than him wanting to fondle me or fuck me. I work odd hours so I get a lot of daytime to myself. He works from home, so he can often join me, which is great. I’m a real exhibitionist, you know,” said Katya. “Well, that’s why I posed for these pics for NN. “But sometimes when I’m out by the pool by myself and my guy’s out or inside working, I’ll put on a little sex show. Why? Because I’m pretty sure that the neighbors on one side–who are always but always out by their pool–spy on me. They’re a couple in their 40s. I guess they’re rich and don’t have to work. Anyway…I get naked and rub oil over my body then rub and fondle myself and end up masturbating. Thinking about them watching me makes my orgasms way more intense.” |
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scenes: 14:56 Minute Video of Kylie Richards You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl’s name is Kylie Richards, she’s 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she’s nothing but nipple, and she’s cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the “Loser” find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them. Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She’s jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the “Loser” does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she’s so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties. But once she gets down to fucking—once the “Loser’s” cock comes out—she proves that she’s not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the “Loser” sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she’s enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she’s done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever. The “Loser” has found another winner. |
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18eighteen: 19:04 Minute Video of Jenny Alexander Have you ever walked past an open door and seen a girl inside rubbing her pussy? Did you sit there and watch her? Did she see you…and like it? You don’t need to feel embarrassed with Jenny. She loves it when she has an audience to her naughty playtime, and she’ll gladly invite you in for a private show. Just give her your attention and she’ll stroke her clit and finger-fuck herself till you blow your load. |
